After six years of keeping our malls safe, Paul Blart has earned a well-deserved vacation. He heads to Vegas with his teenage daughter before she heads off to college. But safety never takes a holiday and when duty calls, Blart answers.
While Letterman may be famous for his top ten list, we infamous for the number of questions we get that make us go ??eh??? We realize that anyone out of their normal environment tends to get a bit confused, some even lose their heads! Like we say in the airline business, “folks check their brains and carry on their luggage!” It is so true. There’s just something about our humanness that makes us out of sorts in unfamiliar situations. So here’s numbers 10-6 from our top ten list of questions asked that make us go “huh?”
#10. – “Why do we have to use the radio in our car?” – Well you don’t HAVE to, you can bring a radio from home. Not being an indoor theater, we can’t broadcast the sound out over the field, that would really annoy the neighbors!
#9 – “Why does the movie start so late?” – Most people ask us this about 7:00 at night. Well, it’s an outdoor theater and we could play, “White Geese, Flying in a Snowstorm.” But who would pay for that?
#8 – “Do you have a place where you can get something to eat?” Well, yes, it’s called a snackbar!
#7 – “Do you have restrooms?” Oh No, but the girls bushes are on the right and the boys are on the left
#6 – “Can we set outside our cars?” Sure! But you may want to bring your own chairs, the rocks are kind of hard.
Stay tuned next week for numbers 1-5.
Congratulations to Melissa Olsen and Lory Ann Varela, they were the winners of the blog post contest. We’ll post another contest next week along with more funny questions for the top ten list.
See you at the movies!